• What the hell is that?
  7:13 pm, February 5, 2012

• (I knew I’d forget.)
  3:04 am, January 27, 2012

• In case I forget.
  8:32 pm, March 31, 2010

• Coffee, sunglasses, lifesavers, repeat.
  2:09 am, March 30, 2010

• Was it you?
  1:49 pm, March 22, 2010

• No Backsies! (unless you pony up return shipping)
  6:29 pm, March 19, 2010

• The “want” attacks with incessant jabs!
  7:01 pm, February 25, 2010

• Wait, is it–what time is it? is it time? I think it’s time.
  8:07 pm, February 23, 2010

• The Week in Shoes.
  4:37 pm, July 7, 2009

• It’s like a secret pokemon power!
  6:49 pm, June 4, 2009