omfg. I love this mess.

Yes hello allison? EARTH to allison. You love this crap–remember? Your Queen of Slackers Tiara is over here with a stale glass of champagne.

Fabric! sewn or just bought at bargain basement prices!

Shoes! worn or just bought at … like you know, whatever!

Cocktails and cookies! (which I’m never on the ball enough to actually take photographs of before they are ingestedly decimated.)

I miss myself–is that hopelessly conceited? I think I’m owning up to it, at any rate.